008. Shitty facebook pictures.

I hate most of the profile pictures people have on my friends list. In order to get rid of those annoying pictures, i have set up a rule system:

1.) Pull your fucking shirt down.

2.) Eliminate the duck face and wash your mouth with soap.

4.) Stop trying to look sexy. You're not. (sorry there isn't a picture, it would cause too much drama in my personal life.)

5.) Rotate your picture however many fucking degrees so that you are right side up. kthnx.

6.)Off with those fake nerdy glasses. Better yet, off with your head. (hehe <3 yeahyeahyeahs)

(SIDENOTE:Omgesus, i just found one containing all of the above  ) fml

7.) It's fine to have a picture of you kissing your significant other, but damn not as your profile picture, no one wants to see that. If you just upload it not being your profile picture, then at least we all have the choice not to look at it.

8.) Take a current picture. I don't care how adorable you were when you were a baby, i just need to recognize who is adding me. 

9.) To hell with myspace ID numbers on pictures, THIS IS FACEBOOOOOOOKKK!!! (in the this is sparta tune?)

10.) Is there some sort of prep pose? like the one where you put your hand on your hip and bend away from the other person (if applicable)? Straighten your back and put your arms down. Mk that's better.

-- I could go on. no, really, i can. 

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